Okay - so one funny story. First I opened one of the boxes (the first of 16 boxes). Then I tore open a plastic packing bag. Then I removed the shrink wrap from a bundle of books. I took one book in my hands, prayed for it (not really), "oohed" and "ahhed" at it - AND THEN....
...opened it. AND....
...the guts were upside down! No kidding. The whole inside of the book was UPSIDE DOWN!!!
Right, so of course I was like "What the!" And I quickly grabbed for another thinking, "Every one of these suckers is going to be upside down and I'm going to have to send these BACK!?!?! I could feel the stress...are you with me? What are the chances?
So I sifted through 500 books - opened every cover to make sure my babies weren't retarded. 499 were perfect!
So I was telling my friend about this and said, "What are the chances that I would pick THAT box, and then THAT book from that box; it being the ONLY one that was upside down.
"One in 500," he says.
"Oh... right."
12 comments:
so proud of you!!
Hey, Sexy Author Guy_ Why do you keep your office so cold? [Ah]
Hey, your office looks great (besides all the boxes). I love that wall color. Glad to see you finally hung up some wall decor.
I'm so excited about your book. I should be getting mine any time.
wow- you must've been super excited :) Isn't that funny about "the one"? Are you going to keep it?
Your office looks nice. Did you keep those little tiny sayings around your door pane ? (ie. Every blade of grass has a single fairy whispering to it "Grow, Grow")
those were great...
Matt how exciting!!!!!!! I can't wait until you have to order more. Your office does look good I think it was the person that helped you pick out the color!
I wish my book were here already......any day now.....I can't wait!
I forgot to say your shirt matches your book again......did you know they were coming? What are the chances of that?
Very cool! You have to keep that book for many years to come! What a great accomplishment! You should be proud. Way to go!
chills!
Buying mine tonight at the Concert! Do you think the IJM will mind that I donate $16 less to buy your book?
the book is AMAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!!!
people will suffer if they don't read it.
PEOPLE: GO OUT AND READ THIS BOOK!!!
you're are superb author & friend :) congrats!
Thanks Amanda!
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